I was writing in my sleep again… sometimes I do math problems as I dream, sometimes I draw and paint whilst under my covers. But, I suddenly found someone speaking to me in my dreams, a narrator I found quite amusing. A kid that had been brought back to life, and everyone was calling him Frankenstein, despite the fact that that has never been his name… I wrote it down as I first heard it in my dream. I hope you enjoy.
My Name is Not Frankenstein
by Sasha Stowers
Dying wasn’t hard. There was a flash of light as the truck collided, a surge of pain, and then nothing. I don’t remember hitting the ground, or maybe that was wrapped in with the rest of the pain. My last thought was that I was awfully glad I had clean underwear on.
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My name is not Frankenstein, however once you get ran over by truck, threaded back together, strapped to a table, and struck by lighting, people get it into their heads that they can name you.
Twelve years being called one name and then someone can start calling you something else. It’s true that a name in exchange for coming back to life seems like a small price, but Frankenstein? That’s what the reporters decided to call me. You’d think that journalist, who write for a living, could pick up or—I don’t know—read a book sometime.
Frankenstein’s monster first appeared in a book by a lady named Mary Shelly. Through the whole book, the monster is called a creature, a devil, a fiend, and a host of other nasty names, but never Frankenstein. So, all those movies with a dude with bolts sticking out of his head moaning and walking like he can’t bend his knees are wrong.
In case you’re wondering, I don’t have bolts in my head or walk like that, and I don’t moan either. I stutter sometimes, but no one ever notices. The reporters rarely ask me questions, and when they do, the doctor always interrupts.
I hate the doctor.
“Frankie,” he said when I first met him. He stood next some electrodes, which I was certain was there just to look impressive. “I’ve accomplished what no other man has.”
I was just waking up then. My vision was blurry, but I could make out the cold mechanical look of the laboratory and the calculating tone of the doctor’s voice. I didn’t like it. “Excuse me?”
“I’ve brought you back to life, Frankie!” He had his hair growing in all sorts of directions, and it looked like he’d gotten the electric shock, not me. Maybe he was trying to look like Einstein. Maybe all mad scientist looked like that. Maybe it was a law. “I’m a genius.” He smiled widely to himself.
I looked around me. No one else was there but us.
I wasn’t a not a shrink, but it seemed obvious to me that this man was crazy. He had brought me to some lab, was talking to a Frankie, whom was not there, and was claiming he’d brought someone back to life. “Ah, that’s very nice, sir.” I searched for an exit. “I think I’ll go now.”
I tried to slide off the operation table, and I noticed the stitches all over my legs and arms for the first time. My clothes had been changed too. I was in a hospital gown. My eyes popped. “What have you done to me?”
“I’ve already told you, Frankie.” He looked dead at me. “I’ve brought you back to life.” He curled his lips and I didn’t curl mine.